August 16, 2014

Smart cock

One morning a fox saw a cock. He thought, "This is my breakfast." He came up to the cock and said to him: " I know you can sing very well, can you sing for me?" The cock was happy. He closed his eyes and began to sing. The fox saw that and caught him in his mouth and carried him away. The cock was worried, and had thought various of ways, finally said:" I know you like famous brands very much, I love it too. Recently I have collected several new Michael Kors bags Ireland,MBT Shoes Ireland, Calvin Klein Underwear UK, especially, ck underwear australia. If you let me away, I will give them to you." But fox unmoved. At this time, the people in the field saw the fox. They cried: "Look, Look! The fox is carrying the cock away." Hearing this, the cock thought of a way and said to the fox,"Mr fox, do you understand? The people say you are carrying their cock away. Tell them it is yours. Not theirs." The fox opened his mouth and said, "The cock is mine, not yours." Just then the cock ran away from the fox and fled into the tree.

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August 13, 2014

A Special Examination

In order to teach his students how to be a modest and careful person, a teacher designed a math examination paper and promised to give Michael Kors Watches Sale to those who got full mark. There was a over-confident student in the class. His parents would award him cool calvin klein mens underwear when he got a good mark. For this test, he was full of confidence and planed to wear his sexy Calvin Klein Underwear to swim after school. When the paper was handed out, the student roughly glanced at the head of the examination paper with a line "please read all questions and then began to answer." And the following was 100 multiple choice questions. So he began to answer them. In a short time, all students except him handed in the papers. He was anxious and answer the questions fast. When he did 58th quetion read: "the examination does not need to answer. Just writing the name and get full marks. Answering a question, you will loss one point." The student was so sad because he had been wanting Michael Kors Watches.

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August 11, 2014

Pigeon's Nightmare

There was a pigeon. One day, he was flying for a long time and could not find water. He was so thirsty that he felt very uncomfortable. Suddenly, the pigeon saw a big bottle and very beautiful Kate Spade Bags in a far place. "It has half bottle of water. Finally find water! I must drink enough! Then I could save some in this Kate Spade Canada. Oh, my mother's old Chanel Bags Online finally could be changed." The cheer pigeon thought and flied towards the bottle with fastest speed only to find that big bottle turned out to be drawn on the drawing board, and there was no real bottle and bags. Pigeon's bump did not ruin the bottle. And it was still palpable on the drawing board, safe and sound. But the pigeon's wings were broken due to collision. All of a sudden, he fell into the ground. Soon, a man just passed by the drawing board, seeing the pigeon and easily catching it home.

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August 08, 2014

Essential tip for learning to to communicate more effectively

We got into such an awkward occasion: don't know what to chat with each other. Effective communication is one of the most important life skills we can learn - yet one we don't usually put a lot of effort into. Whether you want to have better conversations in your social life or get your ideas across better at work, one essential tip for learning to to communicate more effectively is ask questions and repeat the other person. Let's face it, we have all drifted off when someone else was talking or misheard the other person. Asking questions and repeating the other person's last few words shows you are interested in what they say, keeps you on your toes, and helps clarify points that could be misunderstood, for example, 'So to recap, you are going to buy a pair of Toms Shoes this Saturday?' It also helps for small talk and to fill in awkward silences. Instead of trying to stir up conversation on mundane topics like the weather, ask the other person questions, such as, 'Oh, your Michael Kors Handbags are nice. I always want to buy such these Michael Kors Bags, do you know where to buy?' or 'Got any plans for the summer?' It's more important to be interested than to be interesting.

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August 06, 2014

I am too busy to buy Discount Kate Spade Bags with you

Yesterday, I heard a friend on the phone with her mother, she said: "I am very busy." I just known later, her mother asked her: "Recently, the Kate Spade Handbags at a discount, can you accompany me to buy one Discount Kate Spade Bag?" Today, "I am very busy"- it becomes the standard greeting everywhere. Our life and work rarely feel light, pleasant or healing. Instead the whole experience of being alive begins to melt into one enormous obligation. It seems that the busier we are, the more important we seem to ourselves and we imagine, to others. But, we are unable to find time for sunset or do other thing with our family. As for the buy Discount Kate Spade Bags. Because we do not rest, we lost our way. We lose the nourishment that gives us help. We miss the quiet that gives us wisdom. Poisoned by the belief that good things come only through tireless effort, we never truly rest. This is not the world we dreamed of when we were young.How did we get so terribly rushed in a world saturated with work and responsibility,yet somehow bereft of joy and delight?

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August 04, 2014

Good health also relise on the underwear we wear.

We need new underwear now and then. We buy new underwear when the season changes or when it is dirty and broken or when we feel we do not have a good underwear for swimming. Clearly, one underwear is important to our health, especially one high quality underwear, such as calvin klein underwear. So change our underwear is good for our body now and then. You may feel confused, since we often change underwear, why we should buy expensive Calvin Klein Mens Underwear or Calvin Klein Womens Underwear? While owning calvin klein underwear, it is not waste. Calvin klein underwear not only is one underwear but also can make you life more perfect, more healthy. Everyone knows how important health is. A person that has good health can afford to challenge all hardships. So in addition to the usual exercise outside, we must often change our underwear, choose underwear with top quality- cheap calvin klein underwear. Good health not only relies on sports also relise on the underwear we wear.

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August 01, 2014

Hound And Rabit

A hound ran after a rabit out of the nest but still had not catch it for a long time. Shepherd sneered hound and said: "the little rabit is running fastly than your big hound." Hound replied: "you don't know. He is escaping for his life, and I run just for a meal." This made hunter get in deep thought:"What hound said is right. If I want more prey, I have to find a good way." Then shepherd bought a few hounds and told them that who can catch a rabbit could get Barbour Jackets UK and MBT Shoes that are made from rabits' feather and those who did not caught rabit have to return the Chanel Bags Australia that I sent you last time to me. This recruit was really useful. Hounds were trying to chase rabbits. This condition kept for a period of time and another question appeared: most of hounds catched little rabits instead of big rabits. Because the reward of catching big rabbit is the same as the reward of catching little rabbits. The the shepherd then promised to get Cheap Disney DVDs UK to those who catch big rabits. Then the hound started to ran after the big rabits too.

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